"It's right this way, Mister Tucker," Kate purrs, leading him out into the night and south toward the beach. "I really think you're going to love the view. It's a little on the rustic side, but the amenities it does have--" One Kate Freelander, yours for the night. Or part of it. "Are fantastic."

Man, she's watched a lot of crime procedurals that started with a real estate agent getting whacked.